call his pussy british the way that I’m innit
(via strike-another-match)
California girls we’re unaccountable
California girls we’re unforgivable
unintentional plagiarism of another post! hbomberguy kill their ass
california girls we’re unoriginal 😔
You’re from Washington.
california girls we’re washingtonian
(via the-togepi-man)
scrubbed the bathroom floor this morning. this sense of virtue and industry will last me easily into next week.
some of you would thrive in a monastery
(via strike-another-match)
Please stop he is drowning…..
Gone forever
(via ursminor)
Sluts
You call?
Kill.
As you wish
(via nicovania)
shadowheart: so what should we expect in vampire dens
astarion: vampires lol
shadowheart: awesome. you should be executed
(via fed-red)
if you’re on tumblr and over the age of 24 it means the mental illness won
(via chongoblog)
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